Description
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a wry, honest voice — bold typographic lines read “SAD AND HORNY POET” across the chest in stacked, retro-inspired lettering. Soft, ring-spun cotton sits close to the skin without feeling heavy, so it moves easily from late-night coffee runs to slow mornings at a desk with a notebook. The design speaks to quiet vulnerability and sharp humor at once; it’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations and fits into a writer’s routine: reading in a window seat, scribbling into margins, or stepping out for open-mic nights.
Wear it when you want your mood and your wit to be visible but unpretentious. The clean crew neckline and classic fit layer well under jackets or stand on their own, while the printed label and reliable construction mean this tee will keep its shape and message after repeated washes.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reduced finish
– Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching
– DTG/DTF printed graphics and sleeve/neck prints produced with high-quality printing methods
– Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors